Monday April 28, 2008
Fucking Racoons
Racoons are cute, fuzzy, have great ancestry, are equipped with neat human-like hands, steal doormats, and like climbing up trees, but have difficulty climbing down.
Comments on this Post
- Midwoka says:
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The gods, I understand, lit / The world below the moon. / They filled the seas that spanned it, / Painted butterflies in June. / They sprinkled golden sands, fit / The sky with clouds at noon. / But who mixed a rat and bandit / To create the damned raccoon?
Posted April 30, 2008 at 11:01 AM
- Jermaine says:
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Haha! That's great, you do a really in-depth and detailed story. It's great! I did once have a similar situation with a blackbird, however I don't think I was scary enough; it attacked me. :(!
Posted May 14, 2008 at 10:13 PM
Written by Alice McGregor at 2:08 AM.