Alice.

Thursday October 19, 2006

The picture to the right is that of Little Sam. My God she's cute, and this is one of my favorite photos in recent memory. So there.

Rinii's leaving on Friday afternoon to meet up with her hubby in Dawson Creek. I helped her arrange the flights using the power of the internets. I'm both glad she can be with her SO, and extremely sad that I won't get to see her again until Christmas. We'll be sorely missing the cutest member of our gang.

On a lighter note, BSDM cybersex with a midnight blue demon-thing what has two penises and vaginas was the highlight of my evenying, two nights ago. Thanks, you-know-who-you-are. Three hours well spent—and you should have seen the position I woke up in in the morning! (I'm still hurting.)

Went strip clubbing with Rinii, Adam, and two other guys (sorry I can't remember names!) to the Voodoo last night, as a bit of a going-away party of Rinii. Boy, by the end of the night she was melting-pandas smashed—she drank most of a pitcher. The rest of the pitcher I helped with. She literally melted out of the van we were dropped off in.

In fact, last night was the most inebriated I have ever been. Still not quite drunk, though. It 'twas quite the night, putting aside the drunkenness—and yes, we had a DD. The announcer man was quite amusing, and, by sitting ourselves right in front of the stage, we made targets of ourselves. By the end of the night we were dubbed the "Chicken Clan", as we had run out earlier to get some nibbles from Dairy Queen.

Plus, leaning on the sweet side, Rinii managed to befrend yet another of the exotic dancers, this time the most attractive one I have ever seen, and she sat with us, talkig for a while. We managed to see her two or three times that night.

The last time I went to this club I was checked out by several guys, which is a huge morale boost, and this time I had one of the dancers try to persuade me to reveal my breasts, which was also pretty good. Luckily, Rinii was actually drunk enough to flash some bra, which took the pressure off me. ^_^ Distraction tactics!

One downside to going out in a skirt is the whole bathroom thing. Relieving myself in one of the stalls another guy walked in after me with a buddy and said, loudly, that if I was a guy (phrasing it "if that's a guy"), he'd beat the crap out of me. I kept my peace and waited for him to leave first. Getting beat up in the seedy bathroom of a stip club is not my idea of a good night.

Though, at the end of the night and being somewhat inebriated, I actually had the courage to hand the dancer that hung out with us a card as she came off-stage, with my e-mail address and Flickr URL. I asked her if she had any posters, and as she didn't, I asked the obvious: "Do you want some?" o^____^o Can't believe I did that, but hey, everyone needs to start somewhere!

I really do hope she e-mails me, though. She seems to have quite the sense of humor and I think working with her would be a blast. Plus, it would help fill out my portfolio with something other than pictures of Rinii! XD

What else… what else…

Oh! Right. I was asked how I could possibly tuck comfortably, and my answer is simple—put your testies back where they came from. The method I use all the time, now, came from this website. Warning: the site is very pink.

— Alice